People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never wanna watch any of this shit you guys make it sound like the magic school bus
Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
Seeing people say they want it and my friends, Tubi is free to all the people of the world, and by world I mean America, Australia, New Zealand and some of Central America, it's not anywhere else yet, and it's banned in the EU. You too can have a professional streaming service that appears to source their movies from bootlegs they bought behind a Circuit City in 1999 & who occasionally uploads a movie with French titles for no clear reason
Also my friends have a podcast called Tubi or Not Tubi where they cover the worst best movies on the platform
kills me that "every single classic out there is written by white people" is such a common take. are the literary traditions of other countries a fucking joke to you? come on. go read the journey to the west or something I beg
seriously though please go read journey to the west, it's incredibly culturally significant and a lot of fun, and it's episodic in structure, so I've been comfortably taking it at my own pace. also sun wukong is there. you want to meet the hyper murder monkey. believe me.
My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
- When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
- “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
I'm afraid with the recent death, it's without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I've narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking "red wine" when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don't like.
Professor Acula, hand me that notepad
"I also think it's Daniel. Fvack you Daniel."